Things heard while feeding ducks

Mother and boy of about four walk up while Amelia and I are feeding some ducks.

Boy: mum, you like boys don’t you. You like lots of boys!
Mother: um (turning red)
Boy: Do you like Dad?
Mother: sometimes

Then she ushered him away while avoiding eye contact. Provably wishing she could disappear into a crack in the ground.

Don’t you love kids?